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Sin (Rating: 1.26, Funny Insults) Linda begins with her confession in church: "In the morning I am always standing naked in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Is this a sin?" Priest: "No, Linda! That's not a sin but a misapprehension!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Similarities (Rating: 1.55, Bar Jokes) 2 Viennese are sitting in a bar in London. One of them thinks: This man over there looks exactly as I do! He decides to go over to him and says: "Hey you! We are really looking very similar!" The other man replies: "I have already noticed that!" "Where are you from?" "I am from Vienna!" "I am from Vienna, too! In which street do you live?" "Grinzinger Street!" "I am also living there! Which house number?" "Number XX!" "My flat is located in the same house! How are your parents called?" "Sandra and Christopher!" "Your parents have the same names as mine! That's incredible!" In this moment, a regular customer is entering the bar and asks the barkeeper: "What's the news?" Barkeeper: "The Schmid brothers are drunk!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Everything cheap or for free!

What the doctor prescibed (Rating: 1.60, Doctor Jokes) The husband returns home after he has visited the doctor's parlor office. She: "What did the doctor prescribe?" He: "Mountain air and a lot of exercise!" She: "Marvelous! You can go upstairs and start cleaning the attic right now!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Online games

Motorcycle race (Rating: 1.70, Sports Jokes) After the starting signal all motorcycles that take part in the race drive off except for one... "Why don't you drive off?" "How could I? You just shot into one of my tires!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Healed (Rating: 1.88, Doctor Jokes) Psychiatrist: "You are healed now! In future you will no longer imagine being Dagobert Duck!" Patient: "Fine! I will tell my nephew Donald about this right now!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Everything cheap or for free!

Yo mama's so stupid (Rating: 1.99, Yo Mama Jokes) Yo Mama's so stupid that she tried to blow out a lightbulb. Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Dog (Rating: 2.04, Black Humor) "Mama, mama, the dog is fucking!" "Then let him have his fun!" "But it hurts so much!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Online games

Sleeping (Rating: 2.14, Work-related Jokes) "Doctor! I am always talking while I am sleeping!" "Is it really that bad?" "Yes, it is! The other colleagues of my office already start laughing at me!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!