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Driver's license (Rating: 1.10, Car Jokes) A policeman stops a young driver: "Can I see your driver's license, please!" "I thought you don't get it until you are 16!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Mystery (Rating: 1.54, Jokes that aren’t funny) What is small, yellow and looks like a triangle? A small yellow triangle. Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Everything cheap or for free!

Dentist (Rating: 1.66, Love & Relationships) A man goes to the dentist: "Hello! 2 root canal treatments have to be made, 3 teeth with caries have to be pulled as well as all of the 4 wisdom teeth!" Thereupon, the dentist asks the man if a local anesthesia should be made and the man tells him that this is not necessary. The doctor is astonished and says: "I admire your courage!" The man replies: "My courage? I just want to make an appointment for my wife!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Online games

Visiting France (Rating: 1.81, Political Jokes) Bill Clinton visits Paris. His advisors warn him about the French journalists. Thereupon, Clinton says that he knows what he is doing and that they can't fool him. At the Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris, the journalists are already waiting for Clinton. One of them asks him: "Do you plan to visit some striptease bars in Paris?" Clinton reflects for a while and decides to pretend to be innocent. So, Clinton asks the journalist: "Are there striptease bars in Paris?" On the next day, one of Clinton's advisors is translating the headline of a French newspaper to Clinton: "First question of Clinton in Paris: Are there striptease bars in Paris?" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Photo (Rating: 1.96, Funny Insults) "Could you give me a picture of yourself? I will hang it into the cellar and when the rats see it they won't dare to enter the cellar any longer!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Everything cheap or for free!

Teacher and forester (Rating: 1.97, Funny Insults) Teacher: "Did your son actually throw a stone at my son!" Forester: "Did he hit the target?" Teacher: "No!" Forester: "Then it can’t have been my son!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Chemistry lesson (Rating: 2.09, School & Studies) Christian tells his mother: "Today we made an experiment with explosives during our chemistry lesson!" Mother: "And what will you be doing tomorrow at school?" Christian: "Which school?" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Online games

Going to Las Vegas (Rating: 2.09, Love & Relationships) As the husband enters the living room, he notices that his wife is packing her bags. He asks her what she is doing and she answers: "I am going to Las Vegas. There I get USD 200 if I have sex with a man and stay with him in a hotel room for one hour. However, if I have sex with you I get nothing at all!" Suddenly, the man begins to pack his bags, too. His wife asks him why he is doing that and he answers: "I will accompany you! I want to see how you will get along with USD 200 per month!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!