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Butter (Rating: 1.13, Bar Jokes) Guest: "Waiter! This little pattern on the butter is much too beautiful to use the butter for putting it onto the rolls!" Waiter: "It makes me really happy that you are saying that because I made it by myself with my comb!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Television is flickering (Rating: 1.31, Black Humor) "Mami, the television is flickering so intensively!" "Then switch off daddy's cardiac pacemaker!" "Ok, I've done it! The picture is fine now!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Everything cheap or for free!

Women and horses (Rating: 1.31, Men & Women Jokes) Why do women have one brain cell more than horses? This is to ensure that they don't drink out of the bucket while they are washing up the floor. Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Online games

Clocks (Rating: 1.38, Political Jokes) A taxpayer of the United States is coming into heaven. He is welcomed by Petrus. The taxpayer asks Petrus, why there are so many clocks hanging around. Petrus: "There is one clock for each government in the world. Each time, a government makes a mistake the needle is moving forward a bit!" Taxpayer: "And where is the clock for the United States?" Petrus: "Oh, this one is hanging in the kitchen. We use it as a ventilator!" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Umbrella (Rating: 1.38, Men & Women Jokes) Why don't women need an umbrella? Because there is no rain between the kitchen and the bedroom. Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Everything cheap or for free!

Intelligence (Rating: 1.44, Men & Women Jokes) How do you call men who have lost 90% of their intelligence? Widowers. Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!

Entrances (Rating: 1.50, Bar Jokes) A drunk wavers into a bar and wants to order a glass of beer. The barkeeper tells him that he is too drunk for getting alcohol and that he should vanish. Thereupon, the drunk leaves the bar. However, he enters the bar again via the side entrance. He wants to orders a glass of beer again and the barkeeper tells him again that he is too drunk for getting alcohol and that he should vanish. Shortly afterwards, the drunk is entering the bar via the back door. He wants to order a glass of beer again. The barkeeper is getting really angry. Before he throws the drunk out of the bar, the drunk asks him: "In how many bars are you actually working?" Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Online games

Photographic film (Rating: 1.59, Men & Women Jokes) What's the difference between a man and a photographic film? The film can still be developed. Evaluate this joke  1 6 Send this joke to a friend! Raffles: Take part and win!