| Firing squad (Rating: 1.88, Gallows Humor) |
When the Tyrolean freedom fighter Andreas Hofer was to be shot in the year of 1810 by a firing squad and the first salvo allegedly missed its goal, he is said to have said: "Oh, you are shooting really bad!" (Quotation: http://de.wikipedia.org, 16.06.2006) |
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| The jokes of the executioner (Rating: 2.41, Gallows Humor) |
The executioner, his assistant and the condemned man are standing at the gallows. The condemned man already has the cord around his neck but the executioner and his assistant tell themselves jokes and don’t stop laughing. Suddenly, the condemned man says: "One more joke is okay but then your lunch break is over!" |
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| Going to the gallows (Rating: 3.10, Gallows Humor) |
The condemned one is accompanied to the gallows in the early morning. He steps into a heap of horse dung and says: "This day begins well!" |
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| Report card (Rating: 4.84, Gallows Humor) |
The son of a basketball player is coming home with his report card on the last day of school. "Are you pleased with your grades?" the father asks.
Son: "Yes, I am! My contract for the same class of my school has been elongated for one year!" |
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